A conversation I had with some very sick friends of mine after choir:

Me: Eh, what are the sizes of the balls??
Jasmine: Er.. I dunno, I think there's a few different sizes.
Crystal: Never mind lah, we can shave the balls if the size is not right.

Take note that Aijing was trying not to laugh the whole time (although she was probably thinking of Lambert's all the while). :P

Oh yeah, I'm wearing those invisible plastic retainers that are, well, not visible and they suck. Cos they are so bloody tight and when I pull it off, one of my tooth actually started shaking. :/ Aaargh, just 6 months!

So that day I went to the food court in Raffles City and I, unfortunately, had to sit next to this SLUB (Stupid Loud Ugly Bitch). She's like 16 or something and she kept speaking like she was in a rock concert and boasting about how well she can handle her alchohol and how she can sneak into Zouk or whatever crap. Urgh, the worse thing is that she's the female version of Gordon Ramsay, generously sprinkling her conversation with fuck and other hokkien curse words. Aaaargh, she totally ruined my appetite. I would have thrown my beef patty at her if it didn't cost me 6 bucks.

Hmm.. nothing much but I still have loads of homework to finish but I can't stop reading those books I borrowed. :/ Damn, I am so totally in favour of school closure, in view of the H1N1 and our safety and the fact that I don't have to wake up early and I don't have to rush my homework.

Btw, we were talking about styrofoam balls for our science project in the above conversation. :D Look who has the sick mind now.

Imagination: I am a rock star. Reality: I'm going to fall off this rock and see stars. -Nothing but The Truth (and A Few White Lies) by Justina Chen Headley