Don't you think Nicole Richie looks like a Chinese in the picture above?! A chinese with a blonde wig. I think it's ocs of her eyes.. and the bangs. Notice the alliteration in my title (which has nothing to do with Nicole Richie). :D I made that up in a split second. Bullshit-ing with Ritesh and started talking about alliteration.

Jonathan freaking fell asleep during Chemistry today. He was watching sticking pins into the soft board, not bothering to help obviously/as usual and then he fell asleep. At first, I thought he was just meditating or something then I nudged him and he jumped like damn high. The look on his face was priceless. Damn funny. So........ don't fall asleep when you're supposed to be helping/working.

I went swimming the other day and I saw this guy in baby pink trunks! At first, I thought it was a woman in a baby pink bikini but after I jumped into the pool, I saw that he had no top so definitely can't be a woman, plus he had a very hairy chest. Oooooooh, my eyes! && the mini trunks in such a hideous colour could barely cover his arse. Man, that was traumatising..

To kick off the day/term yesterday, Gwen gave me a Maltesers Tease to "promote fertility" cos it was in a shape of an egg and bright red in colour. All the SS case studies on Singapore's low birth rate is getting into her head but it was damn good. :D