11 July 08

It drizzled abit this morning and for the third time this week, we had our morning assembly in the class. Our darling form teacher called VaTa will come in & torture us. Let me explain to you.

So she'll come in & everyone will scramble back to their seats, not because they're scared or anything, it's just instinct that you go back to your seat when a teacher walks in. Then VaTa will make us move to the side of our seats and then make us all move back. Thus forming "2A Choir". Then she will hallucinate that the national anthem is playing and makes us sing although it is 75% that TKG is the one with the national anthem. Here comes the annoying part. When our school plays the national anthem, she will face us & not the flag and she will fix her beady eyes on us and threathen us. The moologue goes something like this:
"Jerome, stand straight. Take your hands out of your pockets."
"Good, Jonathan. Keep it out, sing loudly."
"Everybody sing out NOW or else you all later go one by one. I'm telling you."
"Now it's cita-cita okay?....... BERSERU!"

So today, we didn't sing very loudly and she made us sing again & again. 3 times she made false starts cos she was like singing the first few words then she keep quiet so that we can continue but no one did. Then she made us stay back after reccess to sing. In the Assembly Plaza, in front of the Sec 1s & sec 2s and sing CCA by CCA. This is utter madness, I tell you. Thank God, she asked the NCC guys to stand there and then the DM came to stop her.

Vata then went up to explain to AppleBanana as to why we couldn't go up on time & I was hoping that there would be a catfight where both the teachers would pull each other's hair apart. Sadly, there wasn't any. Instead, both of them were agreeing on how hopeless we were.

Oh, & I have proof that VaTa is still living in the past cos that day she said, "You all, pupils of Tanjong Katong Tech..." Excuse moi, we became Tanjong Katong Sec for 15 years since 1993 (according to Wikipedia). Tsktsktsk.

Choir was okay but the new song is D & D- difficult and dull. About some old man thinking about the past and war days. So complicated, I tell you cos the melody always sounds wrong. Then we had auditions to see if we were to perform at some restaurant where the principal or someone will be dining. My voice couldn't stop shaking cos I was very nervous. & guess what? Don't look at Ruth like she smallsmall nerdnerd one okay? She can sing damn loud, I tell you. Like she blasted out damn loud lah! I was so surprised there.

I have no idea why but my stomach hurts like I've done 15675154545 sit-upd. Like stomach & rib muscle cramps. It even hurts when I laugh. Ouch!

Oh yeah, I've baan having a super-hard time finding a good blogskin to change to. Actually, yesterday Aijing helped me change into one super-beautiful skin but the scrolling thing is damndamn annoying & I'm very sure that you wouldn't want to read it cos I definitely wouldn't read it with the dumb scroll. I'm not going to explain about the scroll cos you most probably wouldn't understand either. I actually found lots & lots of beautiful blogskins but most of them don't have something very important- the <$BlogItemTitle$> thing so the title won't be shown and did you know that I absolutely love thinking of titles?? Seriously, sometimes I blog just cos I have an interesting title.

By the way, the titles of my blogposts may or may not be related to the post. Sometimes I just put whatever first comes to my mind. But I love thinking of titles!!

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